Promoting Intelligent Observations for The Future of Technology

DISCLAIMER

This page really looks good at 1024x768. If you're computer or your monitor isn't set at this or better, it's time to upgrade.

In an attempt to make all necessary omissons, I have tried to remove all names from the website to hide as much information about all guilty parties involved. If you find your name located on any page of this website, please contact the administrator immediately if you want references to your name removed. In accordance with the philosophy that anything you have already done, was done in public, and at no time did you ever expect reasonable amounts of privacy from anything dealing with me, I respectfully request that you provide a really good nickname for me to replace your name with. If you do not furnish a nickname, a nickname will be provided for you. This could include something very aggravating and embarrasing. Such as "Sweet Tits." This is actually a nickname of someone I used to date and I have tried to remove her name completely from this website and exclusively use "Sweet Tits." If you find "Sweet Tits" to be offensive, piss off.

As far as content goes, I am completely responsible for anything *I* Post. I am not in anyway, nor do I make any claim whatsoever to be completely or in any capacity to be responsible for the content or addition of content that other people choose to make to this page. There is a law in real life regarding "free-speech" which basically amounts to "don't stifle my creativity man..." This however nice idea in the real world, often has many caveats, and requires lawyers, and courts, and judges to uphold. Here on the internet if you don't like what I'm writing, stop f*cking reading my sh*t!! Open your eyes to the possibility of an opinion different than the one you currently possess.

With the previous two paragraphs under your proverbial reading belt, this paragraph is designed to inform you, that by using, browsing, linking, or otherwise utilizing this website, and the content included herein, you are agreeing that you will hold the creator of this web site, in no way responsible for a thing. Use of this webpage constitutes your complete approval of idemnifying the writers, creator, and content providers, from any sort of restitution or anything even remotely similar.

You have been warned, and your use of this webpage is your declaration of understanding you have NO rights to stiffle my free speech. You have been warned, don't be a dick, read and enjoy.

No ducks were hurt in the making of this webpage. I did feed some birds though.

I would like very much to thank Beannie Boy for his valuable assitance while I was learning CSS. I probably wouldn't have gotten this far without him. Come to think of it, I need to also thank him for not kicking me out of his car ever.

Did you know George Carlin is a pretty damn funny guy?

I love music. Music is a major facet of my life. I've had many years in which I have enjoyed my vast MP3 collection. Unfortunately that time in my life is gone due to the RIAA.

A follow-up to the previous paragraph.

FORGET THE RIAA

Due to the RIAA increasing the fines to be more than I can imagine, and by targeting grandmothers and grandchildren alike, I have sold-out to the fucking man and no longer pirate or pretend to pirate in illegal music. It is all legit now and in no way do I endorse anyone else to share music. You are a fool if you think you can get away with it. The only way you can get away with it is if you have WAY too much free time, and actually know what is involved with computer security. The odds of you knowing what is actually involved in computer security is NIL. You don't have the foggiest how to secure your computer... you think Norton is going to save you against the immense money-fed lawyers and security experts the RIAA has hired? Norton will not save you. Stop wasting my bandwidth with illegal music. Get a job. Buy the freaking CD.

I used ADOBE PHOTOSHOP 6.0.1 for almost all of the graphics here. I love it.

I magically command you not to copy anything from this page. Just kidding. Have fun.

Be political. Be good to the earth. We only have one.

Feel free to email me at anytime.

The blurb about 0 lawsuits is true. Lets keep it that way.

At any given time I am hungry. I could eat. And then eat some more. Do you want to go get something to eat? Give me a call

I would like to thank the Academy for bestowing upon me this great award.

Thanks!

I realize that Microsoft like many other software companies losely interpert many "standards" and as such certain features of these standards work in certain ways. Firefox is a more secure, slimer, and overall better browser. The extreme lack of compatibility with Microsoft's definition of how the standards should work have forced me to ignore coding for Firefox due to the overwhelming majority of IE users. Until the day comes where I have nothing but free time, this site will continue to be engineered with Microsoft as the preferred browser.